Mother’s Day is the perfect time to show some love to our moms. They always have something wise to say or funny to share. They’re the ones who make us laugh and hold us when we’re upset. All the motherly figures in our lives don’t get enough credit.
We’ve got some incredible stories and lessons from the Slingshot team about their moms. From practical to peculiar stories, they highlight moms’ special place in our hearts. Get ready to laugh and feel all the feels!
The Lighter Side of Maternal Wisdom
Let’s start with the funny and weird things we remember our moms doing. Prepare for stories that make you laugh and shake your head.
Conversations with Myself
Tito’s mom once told him it’s okay to talk to himself, but he shouldn’t argue. This at-the-time absurd advice helped him realize the importance of self-reflection and not take his internal debates too seriously.
Lessons in Public Decorum
Thornberry made a hilarious point about reading the writings on bathroom walls aloud. It taught him the significance of ‘think before you speak.’ It’s a real gem!
Stealth Mom Mode… Kinda
David told us about one time when his mom was almost a detective. As a sneaky teen, David had friends over, and they smoked cigarettes 😱. They were at the end of the driveway, and David saw his parents’ bedroom light come on. His mom “slyly” hid behind a dresser, but he could see her. Thirty seconds later, the light magically turned off. It was very un-mission impossible.
The Importance of Full Disclosure
Savannah shared that when she first got her license, she asked her mom if she could go to a haunted house. She didn’t share that the haunted house was in Cincinnati, not Louisville. She found out while driving there, and I got in massive trouble once I came home. It was worth it! Moral of the story: Make sure you ask for all the details.
The Art of Confession
Howard once skipped half a day of high school with some friends and (thought) he’d pulled it off, except for accidentally leaving the late sign-in slip in his pocket. When his mother asked, “How was school today?” he sensed a trap in her tone, so he confessed. His mother then held up the slip, confirming his suspicions. As punishment, his mom gave him a list of chores to do in exchange for not telling his father, which he gladly completed.
Birthday Wisdom
David talked about how he and his wife told their kids that you couldn’t celebrate birthdays at Chuck E. Cheese after you turn five. The ploy worked until their cousin’s eighth birthday, which was at the pizza arcade. Let’s just say there was a very angry child that day.
Cookie Distribution Strategy
One incredible hack our Slingshot moms shared was one way to solve problems and prevent disputes. It involves cookies: when you get cookies, give your kid two so each hand can be occupied (and not messing with stuff!)
Maternal Wisdom: The Serious Side
Moms are incredible! They can make us laugh so hard, even while they’re teaching us life lessons. But it’s not just the jokes that stick with us; it’s the nuggets of wisdom that help shape who we are. Let’s check out a few more serious lessons we learned from our moms.
Embracing Life’s Ups and Downs
Savannah’s mom reminded her that life is full of ups and downs. There will be very difficult times in your life, but you can’t understand how good the sun feels without knowing rain
Normalizing Normal
Jem remembers how her grandma told her not to be embarrassed by doing ‘normal’ things and to always be true to herself without worrying about what others think.
The Value of Kindness and Punctuality
Momma Tito taught us to always be kind and respectful of others. You never know how they may help you later on. Also, always be on time; it reflects your respect for others.
The Phases of Parenthood
Sarah has some excellent advice for new moms: remember that childhood phases don’t last forever, so make the most of the good moments and push through the tough ones. It’s all about keeping things in perspective!
Conclusion
As we celebrate Mother’s Day, let’s take a moment to remember the funny and insightful lessons that our moms have taught us. Mothers significantly impact our lives, whether through a joke or a serious talk. They shape us in the most remarkable ways that stick with us forever. So, cheers to all the moms and motherly figures out there! Thanks for guiding us through life’s complexities with love, humor, and wisdom. Happy Mother’s Day!
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Written by: Savannah Cherry
Savannah is our one-woman marketing department. She posts, writes, and creates all things Slingshot. While she may not be making software for you, she does have a minor in Computer Information Systems. We’d call her the opposite of a procrastinator: she can’t rest until all her work is done. She loves playing her switch and meal-prepping.
Edited by: David Galownia
David excels at propelling Slingshot towards their goals and oversees the strategic direction of the company. He’s been described as ‘intense, driven, caring, and passionate’ both at work and play. At work, he enjoys watching his team explore, imagine, and reinvent to do the best by their clients. At play, he drives Karts at insanely high speeds and scares his wife half to death. It’s all or nothing. Which means he gives it all.
